RYME SESSION (Spelling? I swear I’m not retarded)
Notice how I crossed out Pacific and put Atlantic. Nice save, Me from the past
Airports blow. It’s science
Yes, me and my Jewish feet are going to write down everything you say Ty. Perhaps in Yiddish even
Jesse dismisses my journal’s prowess. I’m not sure what Marvin the Martian or the alien guy have to do with Europe
Jesse and I draw friends and try to guess who they are. Our token black and Asian friends would be offended by the visual generalizations
Eff them
They have decent milk in Europe. What a cultured observation. Rubbish
I almost died that day. Scottish weather ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.
Condiments and architecture. Ironically that’s the name of my Rolling Stones cover band
Witherspoon’s was a broke British version of Applebee’s
Nessie is an elusive cunt. Seagull’s are accurate with their feces
On Black pudding and the wisdom of cigarettes
Colin Powell: black?
Things you do to pass the time during a 4 hour train ride… If it were 5 hours we might have rated animals by deadliness